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Gabe Newell Announces Pie Eating Contest for Half-Life 3
Posted on January 25, 2012 | No CommentsLooking for the latest news on Half-Life 3? Valve’s Gabe Newell may just answer your prayers…sort of. The portly god of gaming is challenging all comers to a pie eating... -
Soul Calibur V to Feature Enhanced Boob Physics, Introduces Dong Physics
Posted on January 24, 2012 | 2 CommentsWe here at 8Bit Bites are huge fans of the Soul Calibur series. Needless to say, we were pretty excited to be offered an exclusive first look at Soul Calibur... -
Unico Systemo Spotted at CES 2012
Posted on January 11, 2012 | 1 CommentUnico finally made its worldwide debut at CES 2012. The systemo is the first and only system from Mexico and is said to “Make all other systems cry to their... -
SwapNote: Nintendo’s Latest Innovation in Crudely Drawn Penis Sharing Technology
Posted on December 28, 2011 | No CommentsOn Monday I had to leave the kitchen for a couple hours to go to the laundromat. Though, as a woman, there is nothing I find more entertaining than watching... -
XMen Arcade Coming To XBLA and PSN
Posted on October 21, 2010 | No CommentsThat’s right, true believers! X-Men Arcade is finally coming to home consoles. X-Men Arcade will be a port of six player arcade game with drop in, drop out online co-op... -
Gears of War 3 Ashes To Ashes Trailer
Posted on April 13, 2010 | No CommentsGame designer Cliff “don’t call me Dude Huge” Bleszinski made his appearance on Jimmy Fallon last night, and as many of you probably guessed, Gears of War 3 made its... -
Halo Complete Edition Comes to PS3!
Posted on April 1, 2010 | 2 CommentsThe unthinkable has just happened. Earlier at a press event today, Bungie announced it will be releasing Halo Complete on the Sony Playstation 3. As we have heard before, Bungie... -
Way of The Warrior 2
Posted on April 1, 2010 | No CommentsNaughty Dog may be known for its critically acclaimed Uncharted series, but now an even bigger blockbuster has just been named. Classic Naughty Dog fans will be happy to hear... -
New Mass Effect 2 Trailer
Posted on January 21, 2010 | No CommentsGet ready to to wipe the drool off of your chins after you see this. Mass Effect 2 is out in just days now, and Bioware has released its launch... -
Gaming Overload in 2010
Posted on January 13, 2010 | 1 CommentThe holiday season is traditionally known as the big gaming push, but something different happened in 2009. You may have heard of a little game called Modern Warfare 2. Many...