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Comment on Soul Calibur V to Feature Enhanced Boob Physics, Introduces Dong Physics by Ný

Ný — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 04:57:12 +0000

The only thing that sucks about Soul Calibur 5 is that Sophitia isn’t in it. I guess I’ll just have to settle for fapping to her son and daughter…

Comment on Unico Systemo Spotted at CES 2012 by Ný

Ný — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 04:49:14 +0000

Es muy bueno!

Comment on Soul Calibur V to Feature Enhanced Boob Physics, Introduces Dong Physics by Hans

Hans — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:48:39 +0000

I remember my very first time playing SoulCalibur and wondering, “where are the schlongs?!” Thank you, Namco, for hearing our cries! Kilik can now finally dual wields his weapons!

Comment on About by mixer

mixer — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:17:53 +0000

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Comment on 8Bit Bites Attends Nationwide Nintendo Gaming Event by Ný

Ný — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:30:13 +0000

I’m posting this comment from my 3DS. Why? Because I can. Also I didn’t feel like turning on my computer.

Comment on 8Bit Bites Attends Nationwide Nintendo Gaming Event by Hans Strock

Hans Strock — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:06:15 +0000

Indeed they can! I hear the next Nintendo handheld will infuse something incredibly new and innovative: Smell-o-vision! This incredible new feature will finally add smell to the sights and sounds of video games! Suddenly, fighting foot soldiers in the sewers in classic Ninja Turtles HD 3D Smell-o-Vision Remix edition adds a whole new dimension!

Comment on A First Look at Imagine: Exotic Dancer by Hans Strock

Hans Strock — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 23:25:36 +0000

I concur! This fine game also supports some of the best graphics I’ve seen on the handheld yet. It also has its own physics engine dubbed “The Buoyancy Engine” that allows for advance bounce physics! Sometimes I just stare and stare at the screen, marveling at this beautiful, bouncy, hypnotic tech. Ah, technology…

Comment on Custer’s Revenge: A Romance for the Ages by Ný

Ný — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 16:28:19 +0000

Exactly. That’s how the chick knows he loves her.

Comment on Introducing Ný! Plus 8Bit Bites Returns! by Hittokiri

Hittokiri — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 21:04:38 +0000

Pretty neat site you got going here. I’m got much of a gamer, but this site looks interesting.

Comment on Custer’s Revenge: A Romance for the Ages by Hittokiri

Hittokiri — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 21:02:51 +0000

Wow, the guy on the left looks like he’s whipping his junk around.