Voldo is getting excited while fighting Kilik.

Soul Calibur V features enhanced boob physics, making the female characters much more bouncy. Soul Calibur V is also the first video game to feature dong physics, giving male characters’ members a realistic sway as they move around completely exposed after their armor is broken.

While it is still possible to break your opponent’s armor in Soul Calibur 5, the characters are no longer wearing undergarments. This is a major relief to parents who have voiced concern over their children seeing women wearing nothing but panties in the previous Soul Calibur games. It is also much easier to break your opponent’s armor in Soul Calibur V. One or two hits is usually enough to leave your opponent completely nude.

Soul Calibur V will also feature an upgraded character creator. It will feature an enhanced breast size editor, allowing you more control to make your character’s cup size anything from a tiny DD up to a massive MMM. New in Soul Calibur V, you will also be able to choose the length and girth of your male characters’ schlong. After a lawsuit by a prominent nudist colony over the inability to make characters completely nude, Soul Calibur 5 gives players the option to create their ideal character, sans costumes and undergarments.

Ivy's Big Reveal

To further customize your characters, Soul Calibur 5 has also introduced a special unlockable “Mix-and-Match” feature, allowing your to mix and match body features of your custom characters. With Mix-and-Match, you will be able to create characters that feature both DDD breasts as well as a 12in doinker. The sex you chose for your character is no longer a barrier to customization. This allows you to make a character that is truly fun for everyone! Mix-and-Match can be unlocked by beating Arcade Mode using Ivy. Upon completion of Arcade Mode, Ivy will reveal something we’ve all known all along and the Mix-and-Match option will be activated.

It is refreshing to see a video game as progressive as Soul Calibur V. While staying true to the straight male demographic that made the series what it is today, Soul Calibur V also adds something for its gay male and straight female players. [Spoiler Alert] Ivy’s big reveal in Soul Calibur V also raises awareness of the problems faced by the transgendered people in our society. [/Spoiler] Soul Calibur 5 is really a game that people from all walks of life can enjoy.

Luckily for me (and you lucky viewers), someone else has done this, too, and caught it all on lovely high res video.  The result is hilarious. Major props to the guy who made this video.  Rule #1 of online gaming: Don’t try to pick up women in a videogame.